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andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

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llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

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fuckyeahtxtposts:

why do shaving commercials have girls shaving their hairless legs like fuck if you really want to impress shave a sheep with the razor

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awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

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maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

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camplazlo:

I CAN T STOP LAUGHING

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thatisalargebaby:

teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl 

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commie-pinko-liberal:

Businesses are making so much money off of breast cancer exploitation, and where is that tiny bit that they donate really going?

Check out Pink Ribbons Inc. (Trailer) (Full Movie)

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