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clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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Fuck.

I literally just threw my phone

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virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

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imgfave:

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yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

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brownglucose:

iverbz:

MY NIGGA MOVED.

Children have zero sense of fear

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